We'd like to Introduce You to Someone...

Hi there. We're Angela and Brittany - a mother and daughter who, between us, need to lose 140 pounds. It'll be a great journey that we hope you'll join us on, but first, we need to introduce you to someone "special." Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Bertha:


Bertha is 140 pounds of pure meanness. One of her favorite past times is telling us what failures we are because of our weight, and she's especially good at reminding us of all the things we can't do because we're too fat or too out of shape. She criticizes our bodies, our eating habits, and our lifestyles. She tells us we'll never do better, never be good enough, and NEVER lose the weight that's holding us back. In short, Bertha is a total witch, and she NEEDS TO DIE.

So we've come up with a plan to bludgeon her to death one calorie at a time. It'll be a long, painful process on both sides, but we're satisfied that, in the end, Bertha's days are numbered.